I never thought I would see it.  Hawks win Lord Stanley's Cup!

Did I say 5 games?  I meant 6.

Bet the ranch on...............the Blackhawks over the Flyers in 5 games.

Sweep would be nice, but winning the cup on home ice would lead to much better riots in Chicago.  Remember the 05 White Sox winning the World Series on the road?  There was only a few arrests in Chicago, how disappointing!

Please tell me I am not the only one who realizes how hard it is to play nice nice all the time.

Rocky Wirtz for President..........or even a more powerful position like mayor of Chicago!

As a Blackhawks fan, would it be possible to buy a ticket only for the national anthem?

The main reason golf is better than fishing....when I go golfing,  I know I am going to hit that ball about 100 times.

SAVE   FERRIS.

If the Big Ten does expand, will they finally change their name to the Big Ten....ish?

Latest story.....AP reports Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm is upset with the Detroit Red Wings. Apparently, their early exit from the NHL playoffs only hurts the unemployment rate for the state of Michigan.

Will Jerry Reinsdorf have to sell the White Sox in order to pay Lebron James?

If that were the case, then he must be getting a coupon for a "FREE NHL franchise". The only bad part would be the location of the NHL franchise.......

The portage Inn predicts.......Blackhawks over Sharks in 5 games.

FYI........Redwings tee time this Saturday: 9am

Latest trade rumor............Lebron James to the Bulls for a basketball pump, a stuffed chicago pizza and a beer vendor to be named later......

I would complain about the poor service at the Portage Inn, but I was the one working......

What do you get when you vote for a black guy from Chicago?
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-A black guy from Chicago!!!

Why are the Cleveland Cavs fans soo worried? They have been practicing for this disappointment for years.....

Would this be a world record?  Probably not, because puberty can last for years!

Surgeons saved a man's life after a three-week erection nearly killed him.

The businessman, 55, was forced to undergo an emergency operation after his problem firmly persisted for a staggering 21 days. Doctors at a hospital in Kolkata, India, eventually performed the surgery to put the middle-aged man out of his misery. But although the hour-long operation was successful, it rendered the man impotent. "It was very late when the man sought treatment," said Dr. Avishek Mukherjee.
"The treatment has to be sought within six hours; otherwise it could even lead to death, besides the degeneration of the penis." The man, whose name is not being revealed in order to protect his privacy, had not taken Viagra to boost his sex drive. Doctors believe he was suffering from a condition called priapism, triggered by a nervous system disorder. The disease prevents blood from draining out of the penis.
"During erection, the blood flow stops," Dr Mukherjee said. "So, if the erection persists for more than an hour, the supply to the penis is reduced, which can damage the organ. If the supply remains cut off for a long time, the penis can even become gangrenous."

Todays BS!

Olympic hockey was nice because we were able to WATCH IT!  When will the NHL get their head out of their ass and move back to ESPN? They should end the contract with the bull riding network!

My name is DJ and I own the Portage Inn which now has a new website!